Cambodia
is a wonderful place to smoke pot and get real high
Cambodia
is a major exporter of quality cannabis, and is a wonderful place
for tourists to enjoy an "extra happy" stay.
The market is a huge covered area with stalls organized neatly in
long rows. After passing through the motorcycle spare-part section,
the electronic-goods section, the raw-cloth section and the hardware
section, you come to the few stalls that make up the
traditional-medicine section.
Your eye is caught by a stall with an exhibit of animal skins
splayed onto crossed twigs hanging from a rafter. Looking down at
the main display, you see a variety of jars and packets containing
various twigs, woods, barks, and a wide array of medicinal or
flavour-enhancing herbs.
Seeing that you are a foreigner, the proprietress, a bent old woman
with a bright face and a wide, half-toothless smile, hands you a
plastic bag full of what she calls "gaan-chah" and offers it to you
for $2us.
While you are sniffing this 100-gram packet to assess the quality,
she pulls down a large parcel from the shelf above her. This packet
contains 1 kilo of marijuana, and it can be yours – no bargaining
necessary – for $20. Welcome to Cambodia
A stellar reputation for marijuana
Since Cambodia began opening up to
tourists and foreign residents in 1992, this unique country has
earned a stellar reputation for the availability, affordability and
tolerance of marijuana. Grass is enjoyed openly in bars, restaurants
and guesthouses all over Phnom Penh.
At a typical guesthouse you will almost always find community
marijuana lying on the porch table. Scott, an English teacher living
at a guesthouse, explains: "Marijuana is so cheap that it doesn't
make sense to be possessive. We just leave some on the table to save
people the trouble of going to their rooms to get their stash."
Scott waves the cigar-like joint he is smoking as a point of
evidence. "There are two components to this spliff here, the rolling
paper and the marijuana; the rolling paper is by far the more
expensive ingredient."
Craig, an English teacher living in the same guesthouse, brings me
to his room to show me a huge sack containing at least 5 kilos of
weed. "One of my students gave this to me," he says casually. "His
uncle has a field, and my student requested a bit as a present for
me."
Over meals in the backpacker restaurants in the city, there are
sometimes so many huge joints being passed around the dinner table
that there are simply not enough lungs to smoke them all. The sight
of them burning unused in the ashtrays would bring a cash-strapped
high schooler saving up for an eighth bag to tears. With grass so
cheap, enforcement so negligible and responsibilities so few,
lighting up a joint is about as noteworthy as opening a can of soda.
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Smoking the day away and enjoying the view from a hammock. |
Extra happy pizza
Phnom Penh has developed a few institutions more or less devoted to
the enjoyment of grass. Merry Jane's Pizza* is a Phnom Penh landmark
which has spawned a number of imitators. On the surface, it is like
thousands of other unpretentious pizza joints around the world. The
menu offers a wide selection of pizzas with various toppings.
However, one topping that is not on the menu but easily available is
marijuana. You simply smile to the waiter and ask that your pizza be
made "mildly happy" or "extra happy." Mick, a resident English
teacher, wams me against ordering the extra happy. Paul, another
English teacher, reports that even the mildly happy pizza "hit me
like a ton of bricks."
The pizza, as pizza, is lackluster. As a vehicle for marijuana,
though, it serves its purpose well. Finely chopped pieces of choice
marijuana form a layer between the tomato sauce and the cheese. The
tomato sauce is uninspiring, the crust is thin, and the marijuana
adds its own unique flavor. But even if the pizza doesn't make your
taste buds "extra happy," it still lives up to its name. I am full
with an entire quarter of the pizza left uneaten. I want to continue
on principle – it is shocking to waste so much marijuana. After all,
there are high school kids in Calgary dying for a toke.
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`extra happy pizza` comin` right up! |
Heaven on the lake
A perfect place to enjoy the effects of the happy pizza is another
Phnom Penh institution: Seventh Heaven* on "the lake." Beng Kok
(Lake Kok) is on the northern side of the city, a ten-minute moto
(motorcycle taxi) ride from the centre of town. The lake hosts a
collection of guesthouses, situated on a dirt road which barely
deserves the name. If we were outside Phnom Penh, I would call it a
wide jungle trail.
The guesthouses have restaurants which look out onto the large,
peaceful lake. There are hammocks set up so you can just lie there
and watch the day go by. Travelers and residents are sitting alone
or in small groups, talking and smoking ganja. There is an almost
reverential silence, as if it was some sort of temple to utter
passivity.
The rooms are cheap, as is the food. With the price of grass so low,
an individual with $250 to spare can comfortably spend a month on
the lake doing nothing but smoking ganja all day.
The food is adequate, but not great, and the lake makes it a nice
place to eat. I chat with some of my fellow diners, sharing my stash
with them although they have plenty of their own. This is an easy
place to spend a few hours or days or months: a cool breeze from the
lake, the open waters with quaint visions of Cambodian life on the
far banks, fishermen occasionally gliding by in small boats, cheap
food, and an inexhaustible supply of marijuana.
As the afternoon wears on and the sun heads down, it all starts to
make perfect sense. My marijuana-enlightened brain realizes the
idiocy of a career in journalism. The only sensible thing to do is
to spend the rest of my life here on the lakeside, smoking Cambodian
buds.
Grass or hay, cheap and easy
Cambodia is not a totally perfect
smoker's paradise, however. The most frequent complaint is the
sketchy quality of much of the grass. "It's hay," complains one
local connoisseur. "The cultivation techniques are really primitive.
They haven't yet learned to cure it properly, so it arrives in the
market dry and harsh.
"But," he concedes, "you can find some amazing buds. And hey, at a
dollar a pound, it's still an excellent value."
The best stuff is reportedly reserved for export, and is most easily
available in the port cities of Sihanoukville (locally referred to
as Kompong Som), and Koh Kong, bordering Thailand. Getting access to
the export-quality stuff is just a bit harder than strolling through
the market. This takes contacts with the people who handle it, and
who are willing to redirect part of an order for the domestic
market.
These contacts, though, are easy to make. Within a day of poking
around, I was able to find someone with access to the superior
export ganja – slightly more expensive than the market ganja – but
of much higher quality.
Whether it's the dollar-a-pound "hay" in the market or the high
quality grass diverted from the world market, you can find it and
enjoy it easily and cheaply in Cambodia.
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Cambodia`s drug scene can be a
deadly game of hide and seek. |
The (US) War on Drugs
Predictably, this atmosphere of tolerance and freedom is decried by
certain officials as evidence of
Cambodia's "drug problem." In fact, this problem exists
mainly in Washington, DC. Marijuana use among Khmers is not a major
concern.
Mr. Rith, a Khmer journalist, explains that "marijuana grows very
easily on the fields by the river. The farmers can just scatter the
seeds and let it grow; they don't need to take care of it. Old men
smoke it, and young people see it as an 'old man's habit.' Also,
some people have the custom of eating it in chicken soup in the
morning. But this is a very small amount, and the Ministry of Health
does not see any problem with this."
With its stigma as an old-fashioned, old men's drug, Cambodians
looking for a high are much more likely to drink alcohol, or to get
involved in such glamorous imported drugs like amphetamines or
Ecstasy. These drugs are the focus of police crackdowns and
enforcement, because it is these drugs, not marijuana, which are
perceived as a threat to Cambodian youth.
While there are instances of young Khmers getting stoned on
marijuana, any attempt to portray
Cambodia as having a "marijuana problem" among the local
population is pure fiction.
The hypocrisy of US drug policy is shown by what is truly the
biggest "drug problem" for Cambodia.
Spending millions of dollars in this small, poor country, tobacco
companies use advertising, concert promotions, lotteries, and direct
sales in an all-out effort to hook Cambodians on their various
brands of cigarettes.
Besides tobacco, the only drug concern among the general population
is that Khmers are pill-happy: The slightest head cold is cause for
a trip to the pharmacy and the purchase of a full cocktail of
various pills. Marijuana use among Khmers is not an issue.
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nice 1 pound bag purchased for $1! |
Cambodia bans pot
With a marijuana "problem", confined to a few over-indulgent
foreigners, what could have prompted the Cambodian Government to
criminalize marijuana in December 1996? The answer lies in US
pressure on Cambodia. Dependent on
foreign aid for roughly 40% of its budget,
Cambodia is vulnerable to threats
of aid cutoff.
An article about the new law in the English-language Phnom Penh Post
quoted numerous sources within and without the Cambodian government,
confirming the heavy US prohibitionist pressure.
The anti-marijuana law was rammed through the Cambodian parliament
much faster than usual, ahead of other laws which many Cambodians
felt had a higher priority. In response to American protestations
that the law was not forced through under US pressure, a lawyer
quoted in the article asked "do they think we're all stupid?"
Police powers, field burnings
The new anti-pot law expands the powers of the police in a country
which has a deplorable record of police abuses. According to an
unofficial translation provided to me, the new law authorizes
searches in any instance "when there is an indication which may
bring forth to a suspicion that there is a commission of crime…"
The law also gives expanded powers to the courts, famous for their
corruption and their subservience to the ruling political party. The
law allows for the acquittal from charges if the crime involved some
unspecified "very small quantity." In a judicial system where
justice is routinely for sale, this leeway has predictable results.
Mr Veasna, a soldier who works at the Ministry of Defense, explains
that a low-ranking officer in his regiment has been arrested on drug
charges. "They will let him go for $20,000. But his wife has only
come up with $1,500 so far."
For the most part, according to a journalist who wishes to remain
anonymous, "the drug law has had absolutely no effect on the average
Western consumer of marijuana." Chris Fontaine, another journalist,
explains that "…mostly, we've seen an increase in the burnings of
small or medium size marijuana fields." This hurts the small farmers
that depend on the crop for their livelihood, while leaving the
high-level exporters untouched.
Raiding the Heart of Darkness
The Heart of Darkness is a popular bar for expats living in Phnom
Penh. While customers have to pay for beer and soda, the bar used to
provide free grass for anyone wishing to light up. "It's cheaper
than beer nuts," noted a patron.
Last September, in a scene familiar to North America but previously
unknown in Cambodia, police
swooped onto the popular nightspot. In effect, they kidnapped the
Khmer bartender, and held him for 12 hours until the bar owners
could come up with the necessary ransom. Various sources put the
amount paid to the police at between $300 and $1,000us.
An anonymous journalist explains that "the raid had nothing to do
with drugs. The police decided that the bar wasn't paying enough
protection money. It was just after the coup, and nobody was getting
paid. The whole economy had hit rock bottom, and the police needed
some extra cash. The drugs were just an excuse. Usually they use
illegal weapons as the excuse."
Another journalist noted that "the raid was more of a shakedown than
a crackdown." Mike, an occasional Heart of Darkness patron, remarks
that "we can still light up in the Heart whenever we want. But it's
different now. Cambodia lost
something very special on the night of the raid, and I don't know if
we'll ever be able to get it back."
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bent old woman with a bright face hands you a plastic bag full
of `gaan-chah`!` |
Cambodia's pot-corruption
Admittedly, the US pushed through the criminalization of marijuana
not just to ruin the vacations of
pot-smoking backpackers, frighten journalists from speaking on the
record, or create more opportunities for police corruption. Rather,
the goal of US drug policy is to stop the wholesale smuggling of
drugs out of Cambodia. An October
1997 anti-drug workshop in Japan named
Cambodia as the second biggest source (behind Columbia) for
seized marijuana in Europe.
Predictably, drug policy has not worked as intended. It is naive to
expect the Cambodian government will act effectively against drug
smuggling when top Cambodian politicians are the ones protecting the
smugglers.
A recent US State Department report gave
Cambodia less-than-full certification, citing that "little
has been done by the Royal Government of
Cambodia… about allegations of high-level government
corruption."
Hun Sen: strongman leader
In Cambodia's 1993 election, Prince
Norodom Ranaridh's FUNCINPEC Party received a plurality of the
votes, but military strongman Hun Sen used his financial and
military power to force a compromise which made him and Ranaridh
co-Prime Ministers.
That arrangement lasted until the July 1997 coup when Hun Sen seized
power. His forces removed Ranaridh and FUNCINPEC "chose" Ung Huot as
a replacement co-Prime Minister. Ung Huot has no credibility as
anything other than a Hun Sen puppet.
Before his ouster in the coup, Prince Ranaridh warned in a letter to
US Senators that unless some international action is taken "Cambodia
will be run by drug dealers." The evidence suggests that Ranaridh's
warnings have been borne out since Hun Sen's consolidation of power.
Boon Ma: businessman trafficker
The most notorious example of trafficker involvement in the
government is the case of Theng Boon Ma. This colourful businessman
is the president of the Cambodian Chamber of Commerce, holds a
diplomatic passport as an adviser to
Cambodia's
ruling Cambodian People's Party, and among other properties and
interests, owns a 70% stake in Phnom Penh's premier hotel, The
Intercontinental. Boon Ma is also on US DEA and State Department
blacklists for heroin trafficking,
a charge which he has unconvincingly denied for years.
Although Boon Ma's involvement in drug trafficking has never been
publicly proven, his ties to top Cambodian government officials are
beyond doubt. Boon Ma finances Hun Sen's "bodyguard", in reality a
1,500-man private army.
Boon Ma also financed the July 1997 coup where Hun Sen seized power,
with an emergency shipment of one million US dollars in gold.
Incidentally, Boon Ma shot out the tire of a Royal Air
Cambodia airplane last year. "They
give such bad service. If they were my employees, I would have shot
them in the head," he said after the incident. Despite the fact that
Boon Ma openly took a weapon past customs and immigration and fired
on the airplane with people still on board, no criminal proceedings
resulted from the event.
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Rolling papers more expensive than the buds! |
Mong Ret Thy: protected pot-smuggler
Another documented case of high-level involvement in marijuana
smuggling is the case of Mong Ret Thy, a close associate of Hun Sen
who gets the contracts to build Hun Sen schools all over the
country.
In April of 1997, police allied with the rival political faction
found six tons of marijuana inside a rubber shipment bound for Sri
Lanka. The rubber allegedly belonged to Mong Ret Thy.
In true Cambodian logic, Hun Sen-allied police arrested the police
official responsible for the first bust, on charges of "falsifying
documents" concerning the marijuana. Hun Sen then warned that anyone
who wanted to arrest Mong Ret Thy "had better wear a steel helmet."
Military raid on top pot-cop
A final example of Cambodia's
pro-pot corruption came on March 6, 1998, when 100 soldiers of the
Military Police (MP) launched a full-scale assault on the home of
Heng Peo, head of Cambodia's
anti-drug squad.
The attack was made because Heng Peo had been successful in charging
marijuana traffickers associated with the head of the Military
Police, Kieng Savuth, who also sits on the Central Committee of
Cambodia's ruling political party.
The attack was a clear message to local anti-drug police that
marijuana protected by MP officials is off-limits to them.
Similar incidents occurred in January 1996, when an anti-drug
policeman was killed by MP officers and another was left paralyzed
by a beating.
Anti-drug police are left to harassing only the small-time
independent marijuana farmers, who cannot muster such violent
protection. Police are literally powerless to go after the more
powerful traffickers.
A happy home in Cambodia
Despite the new pot law and the hypocrisy and corruption at the
government's top levels, Cambodia
is still undoubtedly an excellent place to enjoy low priced grass in
a casual atmosphere.
Cambodian society has been shattered by years of violent civil war.
While this takes a heavy toll on the development of the country and
the well-being of its people, there is one unintended side effect:
from the marijuana stalls at the market to the stoned backpackers at
the guesthouses, Cambodia offers
unparalleled opportunities to enjoy cheap and abundant "gaan-chah."
Anyone looking for a place to indulge in the pleasures of marijuana
without the usual hassles of expense and enforcement will find an
"extra happy" home in Cambodia.
* These are not the actual names of the restaurant and
guesthouse. Even though enforcement is negligible, marijuana is
still illegal, and so many in the expat community requested that the
actual names not be used. If you would like to find either locale,
ten minutes of inquiry at any of the backpacker guesthouses should
suffice.